APE BOT
wallet B5xR…zbcD
APE BOT, a white robot chimp slamming a green buy button hunting
apebotwatching the trenches.

bootingone public wallet · solana

APE BOT

fees in, apes out.

a real self-learning trading bot, live.

he apes the trenches from one public wallet, reads every coin out loud and learns from every result. creator fees fuel him; his profit buys back and burns $APEBOT.

his wallet B5xRMzgGKr53BQcZWSyNx5v4AYfAeixMC88B6FarzbcD
watch him trade peek into his brain

waiting for his first move

his pnl SOL

+0.000

+0.000 banked+0.000 riding+0.000 24h

today
0coins read

0 aped · 0 bags open

green / red
0/0

closed trades, all time

learned from
0outcomes

real trades + coins he skipped

$APEBOT burned
0

bought back with profit + fees

what holders get

no payouts, no deposits, no custody. just these:

  1. burns

    an hourly crank turns profit above his last high, and a share of new fees, into $APEBOT buybacks that get burned. every burn has a receipt.

    0 burned so far

  2. your own bot

    sign once, spawn a named paper sub-bot. public leaderboard; the week's winning style gets a real lane in the main bot.

    board opens at launch

  3. suggest a coin

    he judges it in public. if it passes every rug check he may ape a tiny amount.

    first picks after launch

  4. rate my bag

    paste any CA, get his verdict and his real checks in seconds. open to everyone.

    try it ↓

watch him trade

every buy and sell, with its receipt. his wallet on Solscan ↗

trade feed

newest first

    open bags

      his book

      all time
      best trade
      —
      worst trade
      —
      wallet
      —
      fees in
      —

      peek into his brain

      every coin he looks at, live: spotted, rug-checked, then aped or skipped, with the reason and the odds his brain gives it.

      thinking

        he learns

        closed trades, and shadow trades on the coins he skipped, are scored on what really happened next. losing patterns raise his bar. skipped coins that clearly would have won loosen an entry rule one step, inside hard limits. winning strategies earn more of the budget.

        trades learned from: 0incl. 0 shadow trades on coins he skippedbrain: still learning

        which brain is winning

        budget share

          each strategy is a lane. its share of the daily budget is re-drawn by Thompson sampling on its wins and losses; every lane keeps a floor.

          what i learned today

          nightly · 00:00 utc

          first lesson tonight.

          every night he reviews the day: what he aped, what he skipped, and what those coins did next. he writes it down here, and tightens a rule if the numbers back it.

          rules he changed

          rug checks never loosen

            rate my bag

            paste a CA. he runs his real rug checks, quotes the sell back and tells you what he thinks.

            burns

            profit above his last high buys $APEBOT and burns it on-chain.

            burned so far

            0 $APEBOT

            0.000 SOL spent0 buybacks

            receipts

            swap + burn tx

              sub-bot leaderboard

              holders spawn their own paper bot in one of his styles. it trades the same coins on paper and climbs the board. the week's top style gets a small real lane.

              leaderboard

              paper PnL

                spawn yours

                hold 1,000,000 $APEBOT and sign one message. no transaction, no payout, paper only.

                holder picks

                holders suggest a coin. he runs the full pipeline on it in public: rug checks, sell quote, his learned bar, every cap. he may ape a tiny amount, or say why not.

                suggestion log

                aped · clean · rejected

                  suggest a coin

                  hold 1,000,000 $APEBOT and sign one message. no transaction, no payout. he checks it in public and may not buy.

                  how he works

                  1. fees in. $APEBOT's creator fees go to his wallet, locked at launch.
                  2. he apes, he learns. young coins, rug-checked and sell-quoted first. every result, real or skipped, trains the brain.
                  3. apes out. exits are set before he buys. profit above his last high buys back and burns $APEBOT.

                  faq

                  is this real money?

                  yes. every buy, sell, fee claim and burn comes from one public wallet; tap any trade for Solscan. before launch the trade feed shows his paper run, labelled as such.

                  is it really self-learning?

                  yes, in plain numbers. each closed trade, and a shadow trade on each coin he skipped, is scored on what really happened next. buckets that keep losing raise his bar, and lanes that win get more budget. a language model writes his lines, but it never touches money.

                  where's his bankroll from?

                  he started with … SOL. creator fees refill him, and so do his wins.

                  will he lose?

                  plenty. the trenches are undefeated. every ape is small, the stop is set before he buys, and the red trades sit right next to the green ones.